My Fantasy Candidate!

My recipe for Presidential Candidate Frankenstein:

Take a cup of Obama’s brain and calmness under pressure, 5 pounds of his great connection with children and a few cups of his speaking ability from 2008, throw in 2 tablespoons of Hillary’s memory for details and 1/2 cup of her matching color suits, maybe a few teaspoons of her foreign policy savvy, a sprinkle of Bernie’s passion for the people and pound of his crusty curmudgeon personality, a pinch of Trump’s confidence/narcissicm with none of his crazy opinions in them, Katich’s creepy ability to seem nice but not his horrible policies I just read about, ok, that’s about it of the “real choices”: while we are at it, how bout a bushel of Bloomberg’s leadership and business savvy, add the charisma, youth, athletic abilities and Renaissance man talents of my daughter’s imaginary candidate Garo, and a shit ton of je ne said quoi, then throw in 77 pounds of everything missing that we desperately need that none of the real/potential/imaginary candidates have:
voila, Presidential Material!

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