Stupid Person: Why do people pick their skin for hours and deface it?
Person: A. because I can and I will do it whether you like it or not. I will also not do it if I don’t need to or want to.
B. If you stop picking on me for picking my skin, maybe I will stop picking it for a while.
C. Because it’s there. Get used to it and stop asking stupid questions.
D. I pick it sometimes when stupid people stress me out. Until there are a lot less stupid people around, I may pick it once in a while.
E. Guess what? It feels really good sometimes and it’s sometimes fun. Go have another vodka and snort another line of coke and then talk to me.